Agent Gates: I hate this place. This GNU. This open source. This
  license, whatever you want to call it. I can't stand it any longer.
  It's the free software, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated
  by it. I can taste your GPL. And every time I do, I fear that I've
  somehow been infected by it.

-- fishbonez (177041) on slashdot.org